interesting spam

I've been getting really interesting spam. I know, silly, right? But I can't help but think that some of these lines read like something created from the cut-up method we've studied so much this term (enough that I'll probably be sharing these from time to time, don't mind me):

When people ask me what really changed my life eight years ago, I tell them that absolutely the most important thing was changing what I demanded of myself.

Twenty years ago, the Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife instituted an any

If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup.

The watch is surrounded by ninety bezel set diamonds that weigh.

What do you think about this sleek and contemporary Zoppini.

Blue topaz is created by irradiating very pale topaz, and. Just about everyone who knows anything about the industry adds his two bits about how dangerous it is and how.

And I mean this with all due respect.

Let's talk necklaces to see which types of necklaces work best. Even in the knocks of life, we can find great gifts. Make sure you understand what is the right time and what is the wrong time!

a believer that he set up a worm composting bin in his garage at home

But Paisleys not your average citizen. bicycle in the back that had been stolen from a residential garage on Municipal .
If it's later in the evening and I'm alone, I'll take a cab before I'll leave my car in a cavernous parking garage.

One of the issues I hit while setting. The concept involves storing next-of-kin contact information in your cell phone under the acronym ICE so that EMT, police and other first reponders can quickly locate the information. said David Gilbert, co-owner of the Old Yellowstone Garage restaurant in .

Winter also accelerates the tendency of plastic to degrade over time.

He fused monoclonal antibody and synthetic peptide technologies and accepted a staff position at Scripps.

The results, no matter the cause, are horrific and devastating. Greasemonkey enables the execution.

In the meantime, they recommend you keep your recreational equipment inside a garage or at an off-site storage facility.

Thankfully for them fashion is no longer out of their reach

The reason is simple; the companies that store the cord blood tout the advantages to saving this once in a lifetime supply of stem cells.

In some cases hair loss is a medical problem but in many it is hard to find the exact cause for it. For some, that fascination with big trucks never wanes, these are the truck drivers of America.

These are now considered to be distant cousins of the everyday wheelchairs.

This is a very common procedure and can yield some very important information for the doctor as to your health and wellbeing. That could be metal pieces, wood chips, plastic shards or anything else that you work with on a regular basis. The DWI laws are changing faster than most people can keep up with them.

This is a process that requires additions of or removal of skin, cartilage, all in order to make the person more stunning in their own eyes.

If you have thought about learning to drive a tractor trailer, you might have questions about where to start and what to look for in a school.

No, buying a vehicle of any sort has become relatively difficult.

AFROMET supporter and British Member of Parliament Derek Wyatt has put down a motion calling on the British Museum to return a number. Maybe you have tried sleeping aids and found that they left you feeling groggy and sluggish the next day. These are used in the computer world and have been taken by storm in the gaming communities.


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See what I mean? I'm thinking there's got to be a way to construct some kind of writing around these. Heck, I can just see me trying to make an assignment out of this (then again, most of my students probably get porn spam instead of my eloquent spam, oh well). I get a couple paragraphs worth of this a day.

I believe that this spam is trying to get itself past spam blockers by pulling off random words and groups of words from other sites or e-mails, no matter what, I think the weird combinations are kinda fascinating.